she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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