just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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