Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So apparently I’m into choking now
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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