we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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