Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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