I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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