he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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