i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
