How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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