real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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