didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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