Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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