On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
kristin has been a bad kristin
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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