Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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