no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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