I wanna bring you to show and tell
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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