Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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