good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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