Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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