If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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