All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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