Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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