this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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