But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I am in a vortex of obligation.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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