Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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