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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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