Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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