you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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