hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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