I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He kissed a someone with a penis
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Randomize
