Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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