I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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