problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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