There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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