Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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