Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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