Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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