That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Sorry my hands just texted you
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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