My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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