And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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