Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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