yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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