twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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