its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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