So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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