gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize