doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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