Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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