I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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