Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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