The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
not ubering you a puppy
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