that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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