That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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