Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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