I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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