fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Hippo gnu deer
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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