As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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